I Have A theory

I read today another nonsensical article by an atheist who claims scientists have proven that the universe did not need a creator. In fact many astrophysicists  have come to believe in God because they have concluded that the universe had a definite beginning and therefor had to have a beginner (creator).
I have a theory that atheists were created by aliens who have stolen their brains. I know it's just a theory, but when I test it with my experience and understanding it seems the only plausible explanation. Now I will be able to build another theory on my unproven theory and then another until we are many generation from reality and then I can call anyone stupid and delusional who doesn't agree with me.
I'm both a scientist and a theologian by training.  I love science and I continue to read and pursue understanding of the material world through empirical study and rational conclusions, but I stop short of calling theories facts. I've never claimed to be able to prove the existence of God, but like much in science I hold it as a working theory that has proven to be reliable to such a degree that I assume it to be true and am willing to share my experiences of God as evidence that it is one hundred percent true. The article I read said that atheists have been treated like arrogant ignorant people by those of us who have faith in God. I didn't write a book called, "The God Delusion" which places any of us who might challenge his beliefs as delusional. That's not arrogant and ignorant of course.