Who Are You Scared Of?

I went to the wilderness to a place that is supposed to be filled with these creatures called moose. On this lake in the Aligash you had ten people. You need water transportation to get there and it is so quiet and beautiful. Everyone said I would see a moose. I traveled out the Golden Road, and back the Golden Road. I traveled the road three times from Millinocket to Chamberlain Lake and never saw the mythical moose. I traveled at dawn through sunrise and I traveled at dusk sunset and dark on the road where moose are said to stop traffic every night and never saw the mythical moose.We then traveled to bog areas where they feed every day and saw no mythical moose. I saw moose tracks and moose poop but I think it's just some strange dude in the woods making me think the mythical moose is around because he never showed up. I'm starting a petition to take down thousands of unnecessary signs on the highways of Maine that proclaim a moose crossing. I think it is a major conspiracy to get tourist dollars. My daughter saw the last remaining moose in that zoo in Toronto. Merrie that's the only one I'm sure of it. Either that or they are just afraid of me. My nickname is moose and perhaps they are just afraid of meeting the real thing.

All I know is I need to be in the Guiness Book of World Records because I've done what many local Maine people tell me is impossible. I've travelled the Golden Road not just once but three times and never seen the mythical moose.